I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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