One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
50% drunk capacity currently
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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