You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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