she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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