Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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