I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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