New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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