Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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