i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
there was a trapeze. enough said
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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