Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
she peed on how many people?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
