So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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