i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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