Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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