Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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