they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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