So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
