Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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