I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
What a dumb baby whore.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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