Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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