Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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