It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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