are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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