I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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