alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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