I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i think i have herpe
just one?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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