In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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