"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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