I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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