mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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