This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
she told me i tasted like america
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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