Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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