You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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