it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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