i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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