So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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