you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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