I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
