all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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