he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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