I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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