just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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