If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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