Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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