I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
