when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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