I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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