Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO