Acid is not a monday night drug
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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