Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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