is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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