dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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