First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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