I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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