areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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