He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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