We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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